Of course, it’s been a month since my last post. Oops. Hi. I am alive and mostly well. Once again I’m muddling the lines of work and personal life, breaking Rules 1 and 11. If you haven’t been following along, there is a certain list of rules for relationships (and life) I try to abide by. Myself an a doctor friend have been perfecting these for about 8 years. Here they are, in all their glory!
1- Do not invite drama into your personal life. Ever.
2- Never chase. Courtships are mutual. Chasing is one-sided.
3- You cannot force relationships to work. You can NOT force relationships to work.
4- No second chances. Decisions to end relationships should be final.
5- Loving someone doesn’t guarantee or mean you must be with them.
6- Money and babies do not save (or start) relationships.
7- Friend zone is a black hole from which is it is nearly impossible to escape.
8- Don’t be afraid to try; don’t be afraid to move on.
9- People don’t typically change, even if they claim they have.
10- You cannot argue your way to happiness.
11- Keep it out of the family. The family being work, friends’ sisters, etc.
12- Twelve dates and it’s gone nowhere? END IT.
Anyways, that was a fun little side note. Essentially, I’m breaking rules 1 and 11. You can make an exception for one rule, but not to the #1 rule. Also, if you violate 2 or more rules, run away. Realistically, this is probably an awful idea, but meh. Moving on!